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EPISODE 1 RECAP 500 years ago, there was a war. Gods fell, the world descended into chaos; and then… we get an upbeat opening theme song. The female lead Wushuang is a goddess who has just awoken from a brief slumber. Her job is to protect the world, I guess. It’s not clear. It’s been so …
EPISODE 1 RECAP The night our female lead Zhuang Hanyan was born, her grandmother died; so she was deemed bad luck and was sent away to live with a scholar’s family. They did all kinds of evil things to her, like making her drink black ink and tying her up with a metal chain. Er… …
EPISODE 1 RECAP This drama starts off with the most uncomfortable thing ever for any woman: a sexual harassment scene. Good thing our female lead is fearless. She beats the guy up and wait… something strange happens: her face changes into multiple different faces: man, woman, lion, etc. Hmm, interesting. Is this taking place in …
The opening music of this drama sounds like in a settler game tutorial — when they tell you to create buildings and watch for your kingdom’s food level. EPISODE 1 RECAP A wedding. When the bride gets to her in-laws’ family, the custodian rudely orders for the dowry to be checked. The bride’s maid speaks …
At this point, I have stopped trying to figure out what these translated drama titles mean. EPISODE 1 RECAP A crown prince is being forced to watch an opera. Huh, never thought of this as a form of torture, but it’s definitely effective. We drama viewers are subject to it once in a while. A …
It’s not good, but it’s not bad enough to be called “bad”, either. Gosh, so many dramas fall into this category lately, I’m not sure what to do with them. EPISODE 1 RECAP A young woman — Luo Yining — is travelling home for her grandma’s birthday. In the carriage, she gives us some expositions …
EPISODE 1 RECAP Miaomiao (Esther Yu) is a regular city girl who works for a busy company. She’s also a big fan of fantasy books. On a Saturday, she is listening to an audiobook when her boss calls and asks her to summon everyone for a meeting at the company. But Miaomiao is not easy …
EPISODE 1 RECAP Pearl collecting is a risky business in this world. Most divers never come back from their first plunge. The most famous pearl corporation in the land enslaves people and trains them as divers. The abuse in here is not at all subtle, there’s a lot of beating, gagging, slashing, and yelling going …
EPISODE 5 The Yuan siblings don’t look very bright to me. And you know what, they actually are not bright. They turn on the allies too soon and make it easier for Dong Zhuo to take the Alliance down. Sun Jian is the first victim. His troops get attacked by Dong Zhuo’s army. Sun Jian’s …
EPISODE 4 You know, aside from being cold and aloof, Guan Yu is also a secret badass. How badass? I’ll tell you. Warrior after warrior rides out to confront Hua Xiong, and none of them manages to stay alive for five seconds after the challenge. The “report!!” guy keeps having to run in and interrupt …